But I just don't know how somebody from more than 2,000 years ago can have such a huge impact on my love life, which has already been riddled with mishaps.
When I was in high school -- a moderate episcopalian school which I ended up in by chance -- I skipped the weekly chapel most Wednesdays without paying penance.
And I certainly never thought I'd end up in a threesome.
Unfortunately, I don't mean a ménage-a-trois in that sexy French way.
-- to expose them to all the world's religions so they can decide for themselves what they believe in, if anything at all.
Sometimes it just feels like we're on different plains of existence.