Years ago, I was a junior in high school and he was in college. One weekend, he met my friend and me at a local concert. He said that when he was in high school he went to an alternate dimension and couldn't find his way back.
When it was over, the friend I got a ride from had to leave urgently, so this guy offered to drive me home. The only way for him to find his way was to sell his soul to a merchant he found in this other dimension.
It didn’t occur to me until now that my date was probably on the phone with Karen the whole time! As soon as I walked through the door she started attacking me.
I looked her dead in the eyes and calmly said, ‘I didn’t want to interrupt such an important phone call,’ and then walked into my room and went to bed.” “I got set up with the daughter of one of my parents’ friends.
First off, I couldn’t believe the waitress asked, but then was floored at the girl’s response.
She gets off the phone, doesn’t apologize and we get seated.
After I paid for dinner, I kindly said it was ‘nice to meet you’ got in my car and went to the bar. She followed me to the bar, and when I got out of my car proceeded to berate me over why I was going out instead of going home.Talking is awkward, but from the get-go he was giving me some neck-beardy vibes.Example: I complimented his American traditional style tattoo and his response was: 'Huh I didn't think girls would know anything about tattoos.' Note that this was after me talking about the tattoos I have. This motherf*cker decided it was a swell idea to start .You like being daddy's little sl*t.' I was just sitting there waiting for him to let go of my neck, because I am pinned against the car. My house was about 45 minutes away through isolated freeways in the desert.I finally managed to stammer out a 'Wuh-what' and he proceeded to tighten his grip and repeat the question, to which my survival instincts are screaming " From Alma Llama6:"This was by far the most terrifying/hilarious date I had ever been on. (Accepting a ride was not my proudest moment, I admit) He talked the entire ride and it went from normal small talk to him saying that he has super powers.When he got back to this dimension he had super powers and could control people's emotions.He then creepily leaned over and said 'I can make you feel anything right now...' He also said he knew the four horsemen of the apocalypse and that he was going to help me during the end of the world.He also tried to forcefully order for me, which I brushed off like 'Lol no,' figuring it was all whatever, he's just nervous and trying to show off or some sh*t. At this point it would be pertinent to mention I'm a 5'8" female of average size, and he was a 6'2" stocky dude.Everything was still going okay until he walked me to my car. I think 'Whatever, I don't care, that's fine.' We were making out a little and I felt his hand moving up to my face, and I thought 'Oh, okay, he's just going to put his hand on the back of my neck or my chin or in my hair or whatever'. I froze, because that's my response to threatening situations, and he leaned over and whispered in my ear 'Yeah, you like that?About two minutes later her phone rings again and it is the same ‘OMG, no way! The waitress comes over and we order drinks while she is still on the phone and I twiddle my thumbs. I’m half done with my drink and have waved the waitress off once already because Lisa is still on the phone.Finally about 20 minutes into it I quietly stand up, take out of my wallet and walk out without saying a word.