He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg!
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more » Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits!After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number two. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.Host: Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. ' Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS. Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? (Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden.Sharon: OK, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in the crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.